Author: General B.S. Slinger

In the grand annals of military history, few figures stand out quite like General B.S. Slinger, a man whose career is as decorated as it is fabricated. Renowned for his unparalleled ability to navigate the murky waters of military bureaucracy, General Slinger has become a legend in his own right, embodying the spirit of "tactical evasion."

Bring a Book, Wear Comfortable Shoes, Fake Shocked Face In a playfully absurd satirical scenario, Letitia James’s office is imagined issuing tongue-in-cheek instructions for surviving a day in the public spotlight: bring a book, wear comfortable…