Category: Satirical News
Sacred Abstinence in Manila: An Exposé – When Catholic doctrine meets tropical reality
Holy Chastity Batman: The Medium Edition – When virginity discourse goes longform and still misses the point
Holy Chastity Batman: The Remix – When one Medium article isn’t enough to state the obvious
Abstinence Comedy Club – When purity culture becomes unintentional standup material
Who’s Hitting a Home Run? – When baseball metaphors meet bedroom statistics
Holy Chastity Batman: Religious Texts Meet Reality – When ancient scriptures collide with modern statistics
Religious Virginity Standards vs Reality – The great purity promise meets the statistical apocalypse
The Great Virginity Census – How religious communities rank themselves in imaginary purity Olympics
The Virginity Rankings Nobody Requested – When religious institutions play fantasy league with purity stats
Religion vs Reality: A Statistical Bloodbath – When doctrine meets data and loses spectacularly