Category: Satirical News
The Virginity Reality Check – When purity culture crashes into actual human behavior
UK Virginity Rankings: A Pointless Exercise – How Britain ranked its religious communities in purity theater
Religion vs Reality: The Sequel Nobody Wanted – When faith-based promises meet evidence-based outcomes
Jaydon Blue: The Color Everyone’s Pretending to See – New Hue Divides Nation Between Liars and Honest People
Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face Terrifies Local Jaywalkers – Attorney General’s Intimidating Countenance Reduces Crime by 40%
Mexico Announces It’s Actually For Mexicans – Revolutionary Policy Change Surprises Exactly Nobody
Millions of Taxpayers Applaud Government Shutdown – Nation Celebrates Not Paying for Services It Won’t Receive
NVIDIA’s Washington Love Affair Blossoms Into Full-Blown Lobbying Romance – Tech Giant Discovers Congress Appreciates Expensive Dinners
The Great Lab Monkey Escape: Primates Choose Freedom, Researchers Choose Panic – 43 Monkeys Stage Prison Break, Immediately Regret Nothing