Category: Satirical News
Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face Terrifies Local Jaywalkers – Attorney General’s Intimidating Countenance Reduces Crime by 40%
Mexico Announces It’s Actually For Mexicans – Revolutionary Policy Change Surprises Exactly Nobody
Millions of Taxpayers Applaud Government Shutdown – Nation Celebrates Not Paying for Services It Won’t Receive
Bring a Book, Wear Comfortable Shoes, Fake Shocked Face In a playfully absurd satirical scenario, Letitia James’s office is imagined issuing tongue-in-cheek instructions for surviving a day in the public spotlight: bring a book, wear comfortable…