Tag: Isle of Mann
The Great Virginity Census – How religious communities rank themselves in imaginary purity Olympics
The Virginity Rankings Nobody Requested – When religious institutions play fantasy league with purity stats
Religion vs Reality: A Statistical Bloodbath – When doctrine meets data and loses spectacularly
The Virginity Reality Check – When purity culture crashes into actual human behavior
Mystery Number Sparks Global Confusion – Mathematicians Baffled by Random Five-Digit Sequence
Commission of Fine Arts Discovers Art Is, In Fact, Fine – Bureaucratic Body Validates Its Entire Existence
Jaydon Blue: The Color Everyone’s Pretending to See – New Hue Divides Nation Between Liars and Honest People
Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face Terrifies Local Jaywalkers – Attorney General’s Intimidating Countenance Reduces Crime by 40%
Mexico Announces It’s Actually For Mexicans – Revolutionary Policy Change Surprises Exactly Nobody
Millions of Taxpayers Applaud Government Shutdown – Nation Celebrates Not Paying for Services It Won’t Receive