Tag: Jokes
UK Virginity Rankings: A Pointless Exercise – How Britain ranked its religious communities in purity theater
Religion vs Reality: The Sequel Nobody Wanted – When faith-based promises meet evidence-based outcomes
Who’s Hitting a Home Run? – When baseball metaphors meet bedroom statistics
The Great Lab Monkey Escape: Primates Choose Freedom, Researchers Choose Panic – 43 Monkeys Stage Prison Break, Immediately Regret Nothing
Trump’s $300 Million Ballroom: Where Democracy Goes to Get Fancy – Former President Plans Monument to Moderation and Understatement
Mystery Number Sparks Global Confusion – Mathematicians Baffled by Random Five-Digit Sequence
Commission of Fine Arts Discovers Art Is, In Fact, Fine – Bureaucratic Body Validates Its Entire Existence
Jaydon Blue: The Color Everyone’s Pretending to See – New Hue Divides Nation Between Liars and Honest People
Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face Terrifies Local Jaywalkers – Attorney General’s Intimidating Countenance Reduces Crime by 40%