Tag: Satire
Religion vs Reality: The Sequel Nobody Wanted – When faith-based promises meet evidence-based outcomes
Who’s Hitting a Home Run? – When baseball metaphors meet bedroom statistics
Holy Chastity Batman: Religious Texts Meet Reality – When ancient scriptures collide with modern statistics
Religious Virginity Standards vs Reality – The great purity promise meets the statistical apocalypse
Mystery Number Sparks Global Confusion – Mathematicians Baffled by Random Five-Digit Sequence
Commission of Fine Arts Discovers Art Is, In Fact, Fine – Bureaucratic Body Validates Its Entire Existence
Jaydon Blue: The Color Everyone’s Pretending to See – New Hue Divides Nation Between Liars and Honest People
Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face Terrifies Local Jaywalkers – Attorney General’s Intimidating Countenance Reduces Crime by 40%
Mexico Announces It’s Actually For Mexicans – Revolutionary Policy Change Surprises Exactly Nobody
Millions of Taxpayers Applaud Government Shutdown – Nation Celebrates Not Paying for Services It Won’t Receive